Do you like looking at Beautiful Breasts while you work? If so, be a DJ!

Being a DJ is a really great job.

Much better than that job you have!

I am the MAN that everybody wants to buy drinks for.

I am the guy that has instant credibility with a huge crowd.

They can hear and see what I do immediately and the fact I'm rocking a crowd full of freaks all night long just turns them on.

They start making their way to the DJ Booth with their F*@k -Me eyes and you just know that she is gonna be grindin up on ya tonite.

A lot of girls just wanna feel sexy when they go out. Period. They like to strut their stuff and I'm the one who facilitates that for them.

They wanna come tell me that I'm kickin these people's asses and ask me where am I headed after?

Or better yet, they wanna know where the VIP Room is.

Nudity and fellatio are very common in my job. Some girls just wanna hear a request and yet they approach the booth like they want my housekeys.

Big Bouncy Beautiful Breasts are the best thing about my job.

Baby Bouncy Boobies would be second. (ahh Spring Break!)

Don't get me wrong..now that I've been married I haven't touched a girl in almost 11 Years but I still see those 21-Year-Old bodies live and in person all the time. There's no urge to cheat if they give it away for free. Trust me.

I've seen all kinds of crazy stuff.

When I was a 19 year old kid spinning in New York, boy....I lived a life.

I never did it for the girls and still don't. It 's simply the greatest perk of any job anywhere. I'm absolutely committed to the music and I am focused for 3/4ths of the night but.................by the end when everybody's so drunk they don't know how they're gonna get home I get to enjoy lotsa freak shows.

Girls who like get naked in public will never be unpopular that's for sure.

You gotta tell your daughters before they even think about going to clubs that their are a lot of things that you just DON'T DO. Like girls gone wild type stuff. Like smoking Crack & Heroin. Where did the parenting begin losing the fight against Rock-n-Roll....

Long ago.

Elvis Presley. The Beatles. Johnny Cash. Outlaws of their day.

That is what a DJ is. The guy who sticks his musical knowledge his mixing abilities and basically his balls on the table and says check this out!

"I know what you need and I'm gonna give it to you, so listen up"...and then I rock'em all night long.

It's my job.

Being a DJ means"The dancefloor is our canvas and we paint with the sounds of music history every night live."

Not with pre-Mixed sets we made at home on our computer. How lame is that?

I am revolutionizing the dj-audience experience through mutual love of funky good time music. I don't seek your attention with over-scratching either, I believe it's supposed to be about the audience and the music, period.

I check the pulse of the crowd regularly.

I am just steering the ship and I just help them get where they want to go.

Some nights end with "It was a Good Day" by Ice Cube

Some end with "Jane Says" by Jane's Addiction

and yes some nights still end with "Last Dance" by Donna Summer

but it's their choice.....I take no pleasure in hearing "Sweet Caroline" or "Because I Got High" or "One Bourbon, One Scotch and One Beer" but I'm here to serve you, the public.

And maybe that's why you undress before me.

You serve my eyes with pleasure the way i have serve your ears.

Whatever it is...I love it. My wife is not the jealous type and that's why I can speak so frankly about this subject.

Sometimes I come home all smiley and 'cat who ate the canary-like' and she'll give me a knowing smile and ask, "Did you see boobies again tonight my love?"

and I go "uh huh". All Bashful.

I LOVE MY JOB.

IF YOU HAD PEOPLE HAD ANY IDEA HOW TRUE THIS HUB WAS YOU'D QUIT YOUR JOB TOMORROW AND START LEARNING HOW TO BE A DJ.

I'm not running a DJ school (although I probably should.)

This is free advice. Be a DJ if you dare. If you can hear what others just dismiss. If you can really hear music like the kid in the movie August Rush and like...well me. It's like being a vessel to the Gods. An instrument of beauty who reflects all your tastes as well as my own into an EXPERIENCE.

Did you ever come home from a show (Play or Film) and say to yourself, "Wow, that was great. What an amazingly satisfying time I had. The talent we witnessed live was something I'll always remember."

That's the kind of conversation I elicit.

AT MY JOB baby!

While they CLAP, NOD, or FLASH ME into some kind of Euphoria.

I drive home and I can't get the smile off my face.

I created this life for myself and you can too.

If you can hear the music.....