TOP 5 Hottie Hubbers
85Top 5 Hubbers I Have a Crush On
Been around hubpages for a little while now and I've gotten to know quite a few of the lovely ladies who hub and I get little crushes on friends around the office, school, etc. Why should the internet be any different? This hub should be taken as the good fun it is, not as a pretext to stalking. If the ladies I'm honoring wanna be removed I'll gladly do it and all apologies to husbands and boyfriends up front.
NUMERO UNO >> estelle
AND THE WINNER IS...
Estelle!!!!
My crushes change all the time!
She is the hottest hubber whoever hubbed!
I am smitten by this prodigy from England who breeds pigeons.
Oh that's not a typo.
She breeds pigeons!
Every guy who sees this will agree that they'd stay ankle-deep in pigeon shit for a looong time to stand next to her!
NUMBER 2 >> Rhym O' Reison
The Runners Up!
Rhym O'Reison is a perfect choice for Number Two. If you don't believe me then you never read Humiliating Moments - Chapter One: The Bridge Story. The first thing I found out about her is that Cheese Curls ROCK her world. She totally got me hook, line and sinker with her April Fool's joke as well. She isn't always around but when she is, the place is a whole light brighter. She is my "MaryAnn" from Gilligan's Island, the irish lass who travels the world. As a road-tripper myself, i can only imagine the adventures we'd get into together, but just keep her away from the bridges. A Stone Cold Fox!
Her other funny one is..
- Humiliating Moments-Chapter Two: The Panties
If you have ever heard the words "Excuse me, but I think these may be yours.", then you will like this story.
# 3 is Maddie Ruud
Some people feel threatened by power and a firm opinion. Some people take kindness for weakness and don't recognize the beauty before them. Suckas! Maddie is the sweetest, hardest working woman around and she don't play that Beauty is Skin-Deep thing either. Kate Moss is no friend of hers. She is a performance artist from Berkeley who is certified in massage OMG. I'm biting my whole fist thinking about it. Maddie is also the only person I mention by name in one of my Sample videos. She is always curious as to what I'm drinking, and that photo believe it or not is a big turn-on cause she's real! She also calls me by my REAL NAME Jamie which adds to the titilation. You better recognize!
Maddie Knows Eating Disorders!
- Movies And Documentaries About Eating Disorders
Summaries and credits for movies and documentaries about eating disorders, and she has 869 'hungry' fans too!
Number 4 is Jenny a/k/a the sweetheart inspirepub!
Wait a minute. Have we actually found someone even MORE SWEET and GRACEFUL than Maddie? Why...Yes! No offense to the incredible Ms. Ruud but Jenny is the nicest woman I have been in the online presence of. We meet people like this in our real lives all the time. They are completely unaware of the amazing glowing aura around them because it's always been there and they aren't interested in that kind of attention. They only shine outwardly and make the rest of us better for it. Her photo on Dorsi's sexy hubber site is smokin' hot too! And alas, another traveler to drool over. If her number really was 867-5309 I'd call to say "You are hot!" and then shyly hang-up like a teenager!
She is an educator about education!
- Ways For Kids To Earn Money
Finding ways for kids to make money when they are too young to have a regular job can seem like a real challenge. But with a little thought and a dash of imagination, young entrepreneurs all over the world are...
Apologies go out to a girlfriend this time! That's right, the fifth hottest hubber in the hub is off limits to me but I worship her anyway. becauseilive is a lesbian named Jaclyn who celebrates the Def Poetry. She is a bona fide hottie both physically and mentally with a smokin body and a smile to match. She's into tattoos, ghosthunting and taking naps. To quote Eddie Money, "I Think I'm in Love". She's also from Jersey so you just know she has a REALLY sexy strong female voice that all Jersey girls have and mix it with intelligence = one hot accent. Shine On You Crazy Diamond!
Like I said before, i did this out of respect to these hotties and even though I'm a VERY HAPPILY married man, I can still spot a hottie! The folowing Hubbers were in it down to the wire because they are hotties too.
- stephhicks68 a hot mama with a great attitude.
- desert blondie whose southern home cookin has me growling.
- lady luck the real one, is hot too.
- amy jane a true blue hottie who came in 6th ONLY because I just became aware of her.
- Whitney05 is an animal lover, totally hot!
- Stacie Naczelnik was hotter with the coffee cup!
- Dorsi the ambassador of sexy hubbers and good spelling!
- LdsNana-AskMormon is a total MILF and you know it!
- Cailin Gallagher is da bomb diggity!
- tbartle has a really hot avatar too!
- Ann Smith is my nutter butter mama!
- breecordova uh huh. Wait til you see her avatar!
- cowgirljess yeee-haw!!!
- Fini214 is another looker you gotta check out!
- Finance Chick 911 is so hot I can't even believe it!
If you were not mentioned here and feel slighted, don't. Some of you are hiding behind avatars and some are just oversights on my part. Some of you admittedly may have been penalized for spending all day on Last to post is the winner! which i can't stand and is in no way sexy. These classy ladies wouldn't waste their time there, why should you?
ONE LOVE. Hub LOVE!
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Oh man, you are too cool! Thanks for being a real man. Didn't know there were many out there with all this gallery-garbage talk. You've focused everyone back to where we should be. Sniff. Sniff. Funny, creative, original, AND flattering...need I say more? What say you, fellow Hubbers?
LOL Great idea!
I just love them all, no questions asked :) You missed quite a few though, let me help you with the list ;)
Okay what have you got Misha.
Oooh Uninvted. You JUST changed your avatar. You were so far out of focus before it was not clear as to your hotness. Now it is clear to all.
Princessa
Ripplemaker
Research Analyst
Rainbow Recognizer
djtphn1
Sandra Rinck
Kitchy Wytch
Aeman A
REritr
Abhinaya
emmabalmer
kellyfilmgirl
Michaela
chantelg4
Jenn Knows
charlemont
Beats Me
Adrienne Suzanne
Fini214
The How To Hub
luxeadj
Lela Davidson
b opinionated
This is just after a quick run through my fan club. I'm sure I missed some pretty girls - sorry, and I do not pretend to have all HP hotties in my fan club :D
Oh, and sorry, SunSeven and Rudra avatars are not them, so we can't really say how hot their real faces are :)
Hehehe,,,glad my hub inspired some more hub admiration! And thanks for including me on the list! I'm honored!!!
Mwa! LOL I'm very flattered to be no. 1. Illustrious company too :)
Ahhh. I did not know that.
FACT >> emmabalmer IS HOT but she never EVER EVER comes around. I don't even think I can remeber a single thing she ever said. I like extraverts.
Princessa is also a hottie
The How to Hub is a JOAN CUSACK type hottie.
My avatar is hotter now too because someone STOLE my other one.
Hey I'm on the honorable mentions list...wooo
You are not right about Emma - but not gonna agrue - it's your list of hotties, I am just helping a bit :)
Believe me Lady Luck if we were going just on photos, YOURS WOULD BE RIGHT THERE WITH RHYM and EMBITCA
but you have a having a multiple personality thing today that just threw me off.
Thanks DJ! I like getting an honorable mention.
If emma ever drops by I'll take it back in a second.
Tbartle i have dreamed of being a pen between your lips.
Your right though Misha. I picked these hotties off the top of my head but my fanclub is full of hotties.
SunSeven can stay because she has already come by but if that's not Rudra, she is DQ'd
Hooray! Number 2 on the runners up list! Maybe if I didn't have so darn many kids... LOL (Oh, and I love them all, but they take away from the "hotness" just a bit) DJ - luv ya! (SWAK) Steph
DJ, how sweet are you?! What a nice, and fun thing to do. Your commentary for each one of the gals is great, as well.
Again, I have to ask....how can we not love DJ?
Is Abhinaya really her though Misha?
Not sure about her. I remember several avatars of her, and at some point I decided that this one is for real. I could be wrong of course.
After giving it a second thought not sure about Jenn Knows, too. All the rest are for real, I swear :)
Hahaha... did you Google me to find that picture? I've got an even better funny-face shot I was thinking about contributing to Dorsi's sexy pic hub, but I thought I shouldn't completely destroy whatever respect the world might still have for me.
I'm just greatful to you for sharing your great hubbers with me Misha. I'll have to go add each one to mine later.
Oh yeah, Maddie you deserve a little effort. I hope Dorsi will send me that photo of Jennny soon too.
You Rock DJ!! Love you and your stuff. I'm so glad we have you as part of HubPages. Don't ever leave. Steph
That was cute, DJ, well done.
BTW steph, you can tell your kids that they make you the sexy mama that you are. AND tell your little one that likes my song "27 Jennifers" that she's the Hottest kid too.
HOTTIE UPDATE: Only embitca and Maddie have been by so far hubbers so everybody stay behind the couch hiding until #2, 4 and 5 show up.
Then we'll start the wet T-Shirt contest!
Absolutely fab Hub, DJ. I'm getting the biggest kick out of this Hot Hubber topic.
Thanks Cheryl. I just fixed all the typos and replaced two of the pictures.
Glad you got that higher-res version I sent over. I still get a kick out of the fact that you Google image-searched me ;)
I did it for all of you because I wanted it to be personal. Glad you liked it Maddie!
And we so appreciate all the loving care you've put into this Hub, and your others. Thanks for introducing me to some great writers I hadn't met yet.
Gee that was great and to think I nearly missed seeing all this. Great fun, stuff and keep it up everyone appears to have enjoyed it too. thanks
DJ - am I the "embassador" or "ambassador" of the sexy hubbers????Just had to rib you- it's my spelling beeeeness coming out again...........
Hey D.J.
You are a major brown-noser! LOL But I love you:-)
You sure know how to make a girl feel young again. At least to my knowledge, I have not been "rated" since I was in High School!
tDMg
LdsNana-AskMormon
I knew embassador was wrong Damnit. I hate bad spelling too.
LdsNana I just call 'em like I see em and you also score high on the charm factor scale as well. Whoever he is, he's a lucky guy.
Oh, DJ, you are so sweet!
What a rap to live up to ... :)
I'd take your call, any time ;)
This was a fun hub, LOL! Now if I someone could come up with the top 5 hot guys of Hubpages; Dorsi will probably do a good job at it! And hey, I jumped into the "last to post wins" for a few seconds, and I am hanging head in shame........................... :)
Jenny is here! I admire you so i said it. No big deal. Enjoy!
Violet Sun~
We all did for a little while but just not all day everyday instead of reading and learning or trying something new. And they talk about the most boring mundane crap.
Violet Sun~
We all did for a little while but just not all day everyday instead of reading and learning or trying something new. And they talk about the most boring mundane crap.>>>
Oh, no, I just stepped in for a few seconds in the a.m. about two days ago, and left quickly. LOL!
Great idea. I loved it. Nothing against numbers 1 through 4, but I would put becauseilive at number 1. What an incredible cutie!
DJ! 6th? Seriously? Just kidding.... I am honored to be a runner-up to such lovely hubbers. :) I love that you explained how personality came into play. Nice to hear you are not afraid of strong women!
I did not even make the list....hurt, yes...surprised, not really....lol..thanks for the hub it was a lot of fun. You know just when to open that can of worms...Keep up the good work for now I must explore your recommendations.
Hahaha this is so awesome, thank you so much DJ Funktual!!! I'm totally flattered. Keep up the good work :)
Wow! For all my time here I never seen any activity from Becauseilive!
DJ, you rock!
Ah...feeling sorry for myself....could you make a new list for us AARP qualified hubbers? Maybe I'd make that list! LOL
For those who hide behind avatars... look at all this pain that has been spared! Life can go on if you didn't make the list. You might be hiding, but not in shame. LOL
Very fun Hub D.J. Hubbers are bonding and look at all the traffic you are drivng... Brilliant!
Write On!
DB - You are a hottie:-)
Glad everyone enjoyed this so much. Desert Blondie, you are a bona fide oversight on my part. Believe me. So was UninvitedWriter who I adore. You know stoners, we forget stuff.
The only thing left to do is wait for Rhym O'Reison. She's worth waiting for too.
Great fun hub but what will Stooge say about this hub after his hub on pictures detracting from serious hubbers?
Great fun, great social bonding. Death to all atavars!!!
Well, sixtyorso, all of us featured here ARE serious hubbers. So it would seem the two aren't mutually exclusive.
The Stooges I care about are named Shemp or Iggy.
If that's confusing for people, Iggy Pop led a punk group called the Stooges, and Shemp was the really funny Stooge who was replaced by CURLY. Larry & Moe always existed to my knowledge.
How very frank...excellent social networking.
LOL, DJ. Cute hub! I second the suggestion of the hottest male hubbers! Not fair being one-sided, ya know! Where's Dorsi??? Great job, Dj! You picked some awsome hubbers!
Bonnie
I seem to recall one of those about hot male Hubbers earlier ths year - was it Gamergirl? It was a sort of a competition - the rules were somewhat convoluted and changed as it went along, which was part of the fun ...
What would be the point? We all know who would win!!!!!!
I was grinning all the way from the top to the bottom of this page. LOL :)
Good choice for #1 becauseilive is hott but uhm what about isabella snow?
Good point kpfingaz! For some reason I was sure she was mentioned here...
LOL DJ! I just published my take on the top 5 male hotties and just read your list! You may be surprised when you see it LOL. Hope you take a look!http://hubpages.com/hub/Sexy-Male-Hubbers--My-Pick
Bonnie
Dude i sooo did not have multiple personalities, I really have a stalker!!!
First of all, Isabella respectfully asked to be removed from the list.
lady luck, I agree but i didn't know that at the time of this posting.
DJ, thanks for including me on the "mentionables" list, but I have to say that I was just informed by another hubber on one of my hubs that I am "not hot!" So I came here to stroke my ego.
Some people just can't see the truth.
Good Effort! You have gotthe guts DJ.
DJ, i love your style!!, great hub!!
I think having the top 5 is extremely limited as this place is packed with hotties! but i guess you have to start somewhere:D
hah thats a gud one i think im easly the hottest on here for sure
joesph mate i wld turn gay for u but im hotter man
Clever and hilarious!
The comments Mdtabish and Ripplemaker made, couldn't have said it better myself.
Off to check out Bonnie's top 5 guys.
DJ, ----- a very wise man
Can I say for the record that I am honored and extremly flattered to have made the list, especially since there are so many amazing ladies here. Sorry it took me so long to comment, but I just got back from Cabo today. Life is hard sometimes. I would totally vote for you on a hottest hubber list, and I'm sure you could finally unseat Rockin Joe this time. Thanks again and I'll definitely be seein' you around.
OUch! My feelings are hurt :( Maybe I should join your fan club and then I could get on the list? :P
That is the best idea i can think of.
Hee, I am totally loving these "hot hubber" hubs. Way to celebrate the beauty in all of us. :)
I wonder if any offline lovelife among hubbers. Especially after these kinds of hubs LOL. Excellent hub! And I am your newest fan already ;)
How come I didn´t see this great hub earlier!?
Have I missed the Miss Wet T-Shirt!? :D
Some times I´m glad we can´t hear or see all the beautiful hubbers live, I would fall in love every minute (I´m an easy guy LOL).
ACTUALLY funride, you make an excellent point.
Anyone with the guts out there in hubworld to send me a wet T-Shirt Photo, I will DEFINITELY be using it in a forthcoming hub.
That's all very well and good, DJ, but the point of a wet t-shirt contest is made moot by the fact that visible nipples in photos on HubPages will result in flagging and removal for Adult Content.
Three times for emphasis!
D'oh! Some Hubs just go unpublished I guess.
clearly you forgot to add me to the 5 hehe
Clearly. Yow!!!!!
Great Hub.
...and good choices. Daniel Tetreault
I tell you - you've got some kind of charm to get away with a hub like this!!!!!!
A great idea and a useful list of hot hubbers to follow!!!!
Cheers, Dan.
hi
Very entertaining Hub you've created here DJ -- great job on the Hub and on picking the hotties (lol)! Hey, don't you think Rhym looks like the lady from "Lost'? Gee they could be twins. One other thing, no hot male hubber list could be complete without me ... there's nothing more smokin' than a guy who looks like a crisp stack of greenbacks :-)
hahaha when you said "I'mabiteya" I totally loled, great hub Funktual
joblot ~ Thanks.
yeah I got to admit there is hot woman on this hub (please dont tell my wife i said that ) Ha Ha
okay, it's been a night of revision! enjoy the updates!
how sweet are you!! thank you for the honarable mention =)
I am flattered to be on your list
You're welcome ladies! Enjoy!
Wow!~ *blush* lol, thank you sooooo much! lol
Love the last sentence ! lol ;)
Why, how tickled am I? Here I am, a runner up on your li'l ol' revised hot hubbah list...my southern chahms finally got to ya...I jus' knew you'd come aroun'. DJ, I jus' declare that youah jus' sweetah than a whole mountain ah cotton candy! XOXO
I like guys, but I have to say that Estelle is smokin hot. I am grateful to not have been revised out yet. Thanks for the extra time in the spotlight.
I like this hub second time around too. It also opens the door to some other great hubs and hubbers. It goes to show you thought, that the phrase "you are not only a pretty face" says it all.
great fun!
I don't know all of these hubbers, but my vote goes to Rhym 0'Rieson. She's witty and charming. Plus she can duke it out with the big boys. This is a fun hub. I will have to check out the others. I wonder how much their traffic has increased because of this hub? Thanks for keeping me away from more serious matters and this research project which I now feel compelled to undertake.
Whadya mean "hide behind avatars?" That's a self-portrait I'll have ya know. In the Top Five Hottie Fairy-type creatures forum I was only beaten out (and barely) by that obnoxious little goody-goody, Tinkerbell. I so pwnd the Tooth Fairy...naturally.
It's okay though...*sniffle*...I understand that I'm not...*sob*...your type.
*swipes runny nose along sleeve and sighs melodramatically*
I've been told I'm an acquired taste.
LOL.
Haha, WOW was this a difficult hub to find. I've been on hubpages for over a year and just now found this hub. Trust DJ to publish a hub like this. Way to go DJ! And I agree on every single hubtress and then some. Lol, hubtress. Hubchick, maybe? Us guys are just boring old hubbers. Kids are hubsters. Until now, I didn't think hubs could get any better than Rockin Joe's "My Wife's Naked Chest" hub.
It's the glasses isn't it? - lol
I saw a reference to this hubpage in a comment on another hub and just had to check it out and see if I made the cut! I am now off to read Bonnie's hub on the blokes : )
good choices dj! Of hubbers and also of hub!
Everybody loves a good list!
I appreciate your leaving me off that list, DJ-I mean, I'm cute as a button and everything, but thanks for omitting me.
Great hub, Dingdong is very hot
great fun - cheers
I approve your top 5 - based on writing personality as well as looks. Yes, I'm suddenly a pigeon fancier and I live in the UK too!
It is tricky deciding which avatars are 'real' but here are a few additions:
Mistyhorizon2003
Karen Eini
Cthomas
Kink
elfear
pplive
I suspect Misha will add some of these to his fan club!
Aahhhh, now that is sweet!!!! As you see beauty in so many ways.:)
This hub is seeing some serious action. I never realized it had such an extended shelflife.
Isn't it amazing:)
Very cool idea for a Hub.
I like different,
Marvellous hub yaar. I am inspired by DJ. We have so many great personalities out here in HP, and DJ is one of them. I can find many of my favorite lady hubbers in your list too. Thanks for creating this list and the commentary. Once again, gr8 job.
Thanks for not adding me in that list...
my name is missing.
What a great list. I hope you update again soon! Now I feel like I have a lot of hubs to go through just for the opportunity to see what these ladies have written
hahaha
great hub man
you got a good taste too
maddie's picture is a picture perfect reminding us of the evolution and where we stand now at a sophisticated thinking woman.
i dont mind standing beside you in ankle deep pigeon shit if there is a vacant place by now
great hub
Great post! Maybe we can have a Girls of Hupages Calendar.
Great Idea well done
This may be one of the most unique posts I have read on hubpages. Although I have scanned through the most insightful to the funniest you have certainly nailed a truly unique topic. Excellent job. very well put together and enjoyable read. I completely respect the manner in which you have written this hub as well. Whomever has you in their life must truly be lucky or will be.
Looking through your list I was thinking that Isabella Snow has got to be included,(I'm relatively new here and am only vaguely familiar with the other dynamic ladies who are absolutely amazing.)Isabella's stuff is always very informative and LOL funny!!!!
I then went through your comments where she respectably declined to be on this list. (hub)
I like your profile
hahaha fabulous i love it! what a unique idea for a hub! very entertaining... only problem is, i dont see my name on that list! :p
take care, and keep them coming!
xxxxxx
Patience my dear. Updates are pending
Hi DJ - looking forward to your updates! This was funny, even if we were not on the list.
LOVE IS LIFE
Lot's of fun, and some seriously talented hubbers in your good lookin list.
Hey DJ,
You gunna have to update this hub mate - Or extend it to 10!
There's some seriously amazing ladies have joined recently.
Blondepoet for one!.
Cheers, Eric G.
DJ I agree with Eric Blondepoet, also amongst others Londongirl, AEvans, Misty could make the running too!
here's a scorcher: charlemont. apparently from lithuania. writes good hubs too
Newer pictures of gamergirl are coming soon - I've lost 55 pounds, and am totally hotter now. ;)
*pouts* what about me? I thnk I rate as fuckin adorable!
wow I am shocked that me and blonde poet didn't make the cut! Thanks alot!
Oh JJ let me share my last tissue with you as we mourn here together LMAO
You both make my cut if you know what I mean......woooo
oh thanks R.Blue we are loved.........Give me back that tissue now JJ, I am going to need it for after dinner
Where oh where is our JJ???
She left HP sigh
I have a crush too all ye people in HubberLand he is very special
Aww how cute! Love it :)
hahaha nice concept
Great article plus amazing post about hubbers
not bad
amazing
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh so the hubbers using Jolie's pics are not really ???? hot lol
This is a good explanation of how men can dig gay chicks. Cool.
Great Hub dude!
Did you miss "imasailorgirl"
sexy
Well... I love them all!
Beautiful hubbers with great writing skills!
Great Hub! I'll try to read some hubs of your favorite hubbers.
why these are such beauty of girls and they're writting
I heard a stampede and came to see what it's all about! LOL!
do i smell restraining order
good thought.................
friend.
This was a cool idea, I like this hub.
You have good taste
OMG!!! Ha ha ha I wanna be a hottie hubber! ha ha This is awesome how cool and all the nice things you wrote about them. This really just made my day a good laugh in a good way :O) Julie
Thumbs up on number 5 and DEFINITELY number 1 HAHA!!! AWESOME hub :)
Very good hub, awesome hub :), but why are you wrinting NEGRITO? xD, Fun hub hein..
AHAHAH you just are getting attention of the boy's.
Bad girl :P
Great hub, i was searching for the most powerful hubbers and i got all i want in your single hub....Thanks DJ Funktual
This hub is unique and AWESOME! Keep it up!!
Rated this hub and happy following you.
Check out my hubs too =)
Uninvited Writer Level 4 Commenter 3 years ago
Great picture of Maddie! :)