The 100 Hottest Women in the World

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By DJ Funktual

The Winner in my book is....The Aristocrat Sarah Silverman!

There is something so strong about a woman that is funny. A witty girl will call you on your BS, and that turns me on. I need discipline, baby. Oh Sarah, I know the other boys are afraid of your wicked tongue but not me.

Pictoral Evidence of Hottness

Alright...get to the babes!

The 100 Hottest Women in the World......of Pop Culture.

  1. Sarah Silverman "Won't you smile awhile for me, Sarah...?"
  2. Rachel Bilson I don't know what she does but I like looking at her.
  3. Mila Kunis from annoying sitcom star to Oscar nominated hotness
  4. Jessica Alba is really #1 and everybody knows it! Perfect.
  5. Brooklyn Decker is the reason I updated this hub.
  6. Ana Beatriz Barros the photos speak for themselves.
  7. Eliza Dushku Not sure I've ever seen anything she's been in but here we are.
  8. Gretchen Mol Played Bettie Page like she was born to & now on Boardwalk Empire.
  9. Rachel McAdams - something about her in that red hair that makes me...
  10. Alessandra Ambrosio quite possibly the reason God made a girl.
  11. Natalie Portman - Lolita Hot in "Beautiful Girls", consistently hot for years now.
  12. Alice Eve - This blonde Brit stole Vincent Chase's heart on Entourage
  13. Kate Mara - The hottest dead redhead from American Horror Story
  14. Lauren Cohan - This farm girl from The Walking Dead makes zombies hot.
  15. Marisa Tomei in every way.
  16. Scarlett Johansson hot in "Match Point" & "Lost In Translation"
  17. Paz de la Huerta came outta nowhere in Boardwalk Empire and blew our minds.
  18. Audrey Tautou is someone you would run away with at first glance.
  19. Beyonce Knowles always classy and beautiful. Mrs. Jiggaman
  20. Milla Jovovich is The Fifth Element! Hottest one in "Dazed & Confused" too.
  21. Zooey Deschanel - very very cute...but knows it and put it in a sitcom.
  22. Amy Adams is "Enchanted" but adorable in "Junebug"
  23. Thandie Newton is quite possibly the most beautiful black woman ever.
  24. Minka Kelly doesn't need a job. Charlie's Angels remake pfft. Next
  25. Salma Hayek has been stunning since birth! Caliente!
  26. Kristen Stewart who really needs to take a few years off from all things hollywood.
  27. Maggie Gyllenhaal - Proof: "Secretary" or "Sherrybaby"
  28. Jennifer Aniston - Human Sexy in "The Good Girl"
  29. Sienna Miller is all kinds of hot in "Factory Girl" & "Interview"
  30. Rebecca Romijn again...Perfect!
  31. Christina Ricci Black Snake Moan, After.life and now Pan Am, checkmate.
  32. Tamara Tunie makes coronary work sexy on Law and Order :SVU
  33. Katie Holmes - We all dream of rescuing her from an evil captor.
  34. Eva Mendez - So So sexy in "We Own The Night"
  35. Selma Blair - Talk to me after you see "Storytelling"
  36. Gabrielle Union - She is the #1 Stunna! Met her...stunning.
  37. Franka Potente a/k/a Run Lola Run and she's Jason Bourne's girl.
  38. Amy Smart blew us away naked in "Roadtrip"
  39. Mena Suvari blew Kevin Spacey away in "American Beauty"
  40. Kate Beckinsale is a natural beauty. No doubt about that.
  41. Evan Rachel Wood is hot in "Across The Universe" as Lucy
  42. Elisha Cuthbert aka "The Girl Next Door", Jack Bauer's kid on "24".
  43. Tea Leoni is married to David Duchovny. Lucky Bastard!
  44. Rachel Weisz is EVIL HOT in Neil LaBute's "The Shape of Things"
  45. Uma Thurman is Ass-kickin' Grrl Power Hot in "Kill Bill"
  46. Lucy Liu has the sexiest facial freckles of all time.
  47. Keri Russell in "Waitress" & "August Rush" had a great '07
  48. Shakira is liquid sex personalified, whatever that means.
  49. Mischa Barton is eye candy.
  50. Emma Stone always sexy but that SNL french dance skit was a thing of beauty
  51. Heather Graham is nude in "Boogie Nights" & "Killing Me Softly"
  52. Gisele Bundchen aka Tom Brady's incredible supermodel.
  53. Christina Applegate you gotta put me on.
  54. Kirsten Dunst in "Marie Antoinette" is still in my dreams.
  55. Isla Fisher - I'm such a sucka for the redheads! Knockout from "The Wedding Crashers" and often confused with Amy Adams
  56. Emily Blunt took my notice in "The Devil Wears Prada"
  57. Cindy Crawford is still here because she's Cindy Crawford.
  58. Reese Witherspoon - Super-Hot in the film "Freeway"
  59. Sarah Chalke makes watching Scrubs somewhat bearable.
  60. Debi Mazar who I like in a vampish sorta way.
  61. Ashley Greene has been vampish hot for awhile now.
  62. Vanessa Ferlito has crashed the chart! Death Proof hottie.
  63. Gina Gershon's sex scene with Jennifer Tilly in "Bound" is A++
  64. Halle Berry was hotter before we saw it all in "Monster's Ball"
  65. Christina Aguilera gets hotter everyday. A Fixer-Upper.
  66. Juliette Lewis is living off past glory from "Natural Born Killers" & "Cape Fear"
  67. Amy Poehler is another funny chick I just wanna do so bad.
  68. Phoebe Cates "Fast Times at Ridgemont" wouldn't be the same without her.
  69. Rihanna is only here temporarily because she gets hotter every second!
  70. Elle MacPherson is nude in "Sirens" & appears in the classic "The Edge"
  71. Rashida Jones is the ultimate "guy" girl, if you follow me.
  72. Amber Heard is rising up the charts these days!
  73. Kristen Bell deserves a mention since she has a sense of humor about it all.
  74. Shannon Elizabeth deserves an award from men worldwide for "American Pie"
  75. Sofia Vergara is someone who walks across a stage and breaks necks.
  76. Charlize Theron hilariously hot in sex scene w/ James Spader in "2 Days in the Valley"
  77. Julia Louis-Dreyfus with Jerry when the naked channel comes on.
  78. Evangeline Lilly is in the TOP 10 with Sawyer but #77 with Jack.
  79. Leighton Meester is one the few teenagers out there with good attitude
  80. Catherine Keener as Maxine in "Being John Malkovich" is my dream fantasy
  81. Jennifer Beals Forget Flashdance, see "Devil in a Blue Dress" with Denzel.
  82. Jenna Fischer of Dunder-Mifflin Paper Company Fame
  83. Angelina Jolie blew our minds in "Gia" and we never recovered.
  84. Ivanka Trump is the one who gets by on being classy and rich.
  85. Tyra Banks duh! One of the hottest bodies of all time!
  86. Adriana Lima should be higher but she's not famous yet
  87. Penelope Cruz is a cocaine princess in "Blow"
  88. Elizabeth Shue Unbelievably Hot in "Leaving Las Vegas"
  89. Helena Bonham Carter is goth hot! "Fight Club" & "Sweeney Todd"
  90. Cameron Diaz is irresistible hot even when she's being a bad teacher.
  91. Zoe Saldana emerging as a major star / hottie.
  92. Claire Danes is hot despite the awkward nudity with Steve Martin in "Shopgirl"
  93. Rosario Dawson is always hot but naked in Oliver Stone's "Alexander"
  94. Kim Kardashian is not my kinda hottie but let's be honest here...
  95. Neve Campbell is nude and stunningly awesome in "When Will I Be Loved"
  96. Chloe Sevigny from "Kids" actually performs fellatio in "The Brown Bunny"
  97. Lisa Bonet is the actress most likely to be rediscovered by Quentin Tarantino
  98. Anne Hathaway topless in "Havoc" was quite a shock. Good for her.
  99. Alyssa Milano will always be hot in a baseball cap!
  100. Candice Swanepoel is someone I just discovered today....whoa!


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Hoodala profile image

Hoodala 3 years ago

I certainly don't agree with all of the picks or the order but the top was so damn funny this might be the best hub I have ever read.

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DJ Funktual Hub Author 3 years ago

Thanks Hoodala! Trying to aim higher than the average list here.

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SweetiePie Level 6 Commenter 3 years ago

Shakira, Drew Barrymore, Salma Hayek, and Kate Winslet.

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donnaleemason 3 years ago

You are probably in the doghouse mate, you didn't put your wife at number 1.

Donna

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funride Level 1 Commenter 3 years ago

I´m glad my #1 hottest woman it´s not in your list, I want her just for me! LOL

I love your #2 Ana Beatriz Barros but I think your list has some women who should be on the 1995 list :D

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Whitney05 Level 2 Commenter 3 years ago

Cool list. I saw a few people that I didn't expect. Hot lists are usually by opinion, so no list is wrong. Right?

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DJ Funktual Hub Author 3 years ago

Exactly. These are MY babes.

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Hazok 3 years ago

Am not particularly agree with the list but the writings are excellent, great hub.

MOmmagus 3 years ago

it would be cool if you could pictures of all of them.

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G-Ma Johnson Level 4 Commenter 3 years ago

I loved the poem CJ and the fictional for real start was good but as far as the list hummmmmmmG-Ma :O) hugs

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topstuff 3 years ago

Definitely its a hot hub.I need some ice water.How much you drank at the time of preparation of this hub.

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compu-smart 3 years ago

lol, Love your style! loved the hub!!

Its a definite Mmm yeah;) from me:)

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kerryg Level 1 Commenter 3 years ago

Nice list! I like reading lists created by real people instead of Maxim editors. *g*

Mine (as a mostly straight female) is probably similar to what you'd get if you combined your list with the lesbians' ( http://www.afterellen.com/people/2007/6/hotlist ), though my top five is closer to theirs: Katee Sackhoff, Kate Winslet, Angelina Jolie, Monica Bellucci, Catherine Zeta-Jones.

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DJ Funktual Hub Author 3 years ago

Thanks for the link. Hotties are always welcome! Sorry this page is not as titilating as it could be for you.

someidiot 3 years ago

When I stumbled in and the title was "top 100" babes I was like, oh here we go... another Maxim cut and paste... then when I saw Sarah at #1 (she's my #1) I almost shat myself. Your list has some great similarities with my tastes as far as women that dont make other lists. Personally, my top 20 would look something like this: 1. Sarah Silverman, 2. Jennifer Tilly, 3. Eva Mendes, 4.Catherine Zeta Jones, 5.Salma Hayek, 6. Aria Giovanni, 7. Jessica Biel, 8. JLO, 9. Scarlett Johansson, 10. Vanessa Ferlito, 11. Maria Bartiromo, 12. Rachel Ray, 13. Brittany Daniel, 14. Catherine McPhee, 15. Paris Hilton, 16. Constance Marie, 17. Mariah Carey, 18. Stacey Dash, 19. Kristin Holt, 20. Tina Fay

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DJ Funktual Hub Author 3 years ago

Wow great list dude! I'm gonna research the ones I don't know and WHO KNOWS NEXT TIME YOU STUMBE IN your girls could be mine too.

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DJ Funktual Hub Author 3 years ago

Yup! #10 on your list just knocked Sandra Bullock off MY list! Ahh The system works!

someidiot 3 years ago

Haha, there ya go =) Although I wouldn't have let Sandra go, she would be in my top 50 =) Amy Winehouse Wouldnt crack my top 5,000 hehe

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DJ Funktual Hub Author 3 years ago

Amy Winehouse is so hot. You just have to close your eyes. LOL! It's the voice that makes me grind up against the furniture.

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cowgirljess 3 years ago

It is nice to see you pick real people instead of those who are made over.

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DJ Funktual Hub Author 3 years ago

Thanks cowgirljess! I just changed the poem as well.

The other one didn't really fit anyway.

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abowie 3 years ago

I love how you have women with curves on your list. There's not much sexier than a woman with some meat on her and the confidence to flaunt it!

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Lady Luthi 3 years ago

I don't think Winehouse is hot but I will conceed that her voice is amazing. I love your comments about each woman. You're just too funny. I love it. For my list of hot women, Elizabeth Shue is at the top. But I love it nonetheless.

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adrainsean 3 years ago

kristen stewart is just great she has done many more movies than a smal 5 minute role in "into the wild"

her latest one was "Jumper".....thanks for ur advice dude..i have edited my hub maybe u can take a look give ur experts on it ..

http://hubpages.com/hub/Top-10-Celebrity-Breats-of

thumbs up for this HUB....

Saurav 3 years ago

Really hot. They took my breath away!!!

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Stacie Naczelnik 3 years ago

You have an intersting list DJ. My comment would be ridiculously long if I commented on all the ones I agreed with, and some I don't. But, like Whitney pointed out, it is about opinion. Whatever makes someone "hot" is subjective. That said, I LOVE your #1 choice.

CC 3 years ago

I feel Angelina jolie is the hottest. Her lips, eyes and curvy body is great. The way she was caressing young Alexander in Alexander the great made in 2004 was chilling. I had chills going up my spine

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tony0724 Level 4 Commenter 3 years ago

Nice list DJ Mon !

castro 3 years ago

whoa no JLO???? wut!!!??? c'mon now

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blondepoet Level 3 Commenter 2 years ago

super hot list god there are so many beautiful women in the world arent there

Rahul 2 years ago

i loved this post ... definately i will like to get thousands wallpapers for all.

Mag 2 years ago

Most beautiful women are Erica Durance,Laura Vandervoort,Kristin Kreuk,Ana Sharapova.

citylover 2 years ago

Thanks for the list, some of them I have never seen before!

llama 2 years ago

Personally, not all these women would be on my list, but plenty of them would be. P.S. where's Megan Fox? She was soooooo hot in transformers

codyarnold 2 years ago

i love you

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Horrya 2 years ago

Gorgeous ! Thanks !

John 2 years ago

2 that have to be added: nadia bjorlin and alison sweeney. 2 very hot soap actresses.

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tony0724 Level 4 Commenter 2 years ago

I would also like to add Gong Li , she Is a classic eastern beauty !

me 2 years ago

um no

musicman27 2 years ago

no megan fox? she is an easy choice for #1 over everyone on this list

musicman27 2 years ago

no megan fox? she is an easy choice for #1 over everyone on this list

musicman27 2 years ago

and i also must mention bar refaeli

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Ananta Dahal 2 years ago

nice hub.i got some nice boobs in this hub.thanks.

Hot Mobile clips 2 years ago

I like sarah silverman shoot

Rick 2 years ago

1. Kate Beckinsale

2. Scarlett Johansson

3. Jessica Alba

4. Anna Paquin ( see her in 25th hour).

5. Salma Hayek

6. Charlize Theron

7. Cristina Ricci

8. Evan Rachel Wood

9. Amy Adams

10. Isla Fisher

Rick 2 years ago

Has anyone heard of Leah Dizon? Maybe I should have put her in my top ten.

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Drew Breezzy Level 1 Commenter 2 years ago

Yes I would love to try a Dharma Experiment on you lol

sgfnhs 2 years ago

u have some bad picks on the first four buddy

nICK & nAYLOR 2 years ago

WTF MEGAN FOX ISNT EVEN ON HERE !!!!!!! LIKE WTF IS WRONG WITH U PEOPLE SHE SHOULD BE 1-100

sdcjasbc 2 years ago

WTF??? Lucy Liu should be number 1

wow 24 months ago

no offense, i think 99.9% of the world agrees with me, that sarah silverman is probably one of the least hottest women in the world.

Geoff 24 months ago

adriana lima and denise milani duh

Geoff 24 months ago

i agree with wow and im not afraid of her wicked tongue im scared of her face

word 24 months ago

ya shes no good wheres fergie tho like damnn

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Miranda Kalish 24 months ago

THANK YOU for putting sarah silverman on top! and scarlett should be #2 by the way...

Great list.

dan 24 months ago

MEGAN FOX!!!

mikebreta 23 months ago

Your a Jew if you give Sarah Silverman number one . I wouldn't even have her on the 100 list , maybe she could make the 5000 list ...

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DJ Funktual Hub Author 23 months ago

I'm not Jewish but you have serious problems pal.

Dont care 21 months ago

OMFG IM SEXUALLY ERECTED I NEED SEX

Joe Peckerhead 21 months ago

Nadia Bjorlin...

Perfection.

Gary 21 months ago

#1 Scarlett, #2 Shakira #3 Megan Fox. They just wreak of sex appeal!

Like Sarah if considering personality and humor. She acts like one of the guys though.

Reese Witherspoon not hot though like her in Freeway, Walk The Line.

Natalie P is cute not hot. Same with Jenna Fischer, Zooey, Mena.

Not! Natasha Lyone, Selma Blair among others here. get current!

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Chris Crow 20 months ago

Tonya Raymonde--oh that's her name. I recognize her from Malcolm in the Middle randomly. I wonder how it feels to be #100.

Tim Johanssan 20 months ago

Pnelope cruz?

chuck norris 20 months ago

how is sarah silverman remotely attrative???????

Lol 20 months ago

DFuck you guys

josaber6 20 months ago

no Megan Fox...

lol

what's wrong with you!

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warrioRR 20 months ago

Well make a new list for 2010

Imane Assi 19 months ago

Nadia Bjorlin:The hottest taht ever walked the planet as far as I'm concerned

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adorababy 19 months ago

Some pretty powerful women. Not to mention, beautiful in their own right as well.

Ryan 18 months ago

Sexy Bitch

Me 17 months ago

1. Claudia Lynx

2. Angelina Jolie

3. Megan Fox

16 months ago

u r good to have sex

fuckalots 15 months ago

ur mom 1#

jonny 15 months ago

wtf what about katy perry shes so hot 1#

Tara 15 months ago

ummm i dont think any of them are hot.

bad 14 months ago

none of them are hot!!!!!!!

Robbie 14 months ago

Dasha Astafieva is the hottest woman on the planet, hands down!

????????????? 13 months ago

UGLY TO ME

???????????? 13 months ago

hello?...........

DJ funk tail. you have bad taste in girls.

And i am 95 years old.:(

lydia 12 months ago

rihanna is the most beautiful and the sexiest woman in the world. Rihanna is the best woman in the world

lydia 12 months ago

i say the best woman in the world is Rihanna and i want find her because i'm loved with her. rihanna is so hot so beautiful and so sexy.

william 12 months ago

ummm Megan fox for 1 i would say Sarah Silverman isn very hot

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bgamall Level 4 Commenter 12 months ago

Nice hub, and I like Hallie Berry. Come by and check out my Los Angeles hub and Stevie Nicks pics hub to see pics of the most beautiful singer, hands down, ever.

And since I don't consider Marilyn Monroe a singer I have a strong, very strong case for Stephanie Lynn Nicks. Talking all time of course as the years get everyone. :)

lydia 11 months ago

1 RIHANNA ROBIN FENTY

2 BEYONCE KNOWLS

3 KESHA

4 CLAUDIA LYNX

5 JESSICA ALBA

6 MEGAN FOX

7 KEKE PALMER

8 NICOLE PAPARISTODEMOU

9 ADRIANA LIMA

10 CHRISTINA AGILERA

11 LADY GAGA

12 AISHWARYA PARADISE

13 ALLESSANDRA AMBROSIO

LYDIA 11 months ago

THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD AND THE SEXIEST THE HOTTEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD IS RIHANNA

Bradley  10 months ago

THERE ARE ONLY TWO HOT WOMEN IN THE WORLD

1.JENIFER LOPEZ

2.and the rest

LYDIA 8 months ago

Rihanna i love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rihanna is the sexiest and the hottest she is amazing i think rihanna is the best woman in the world and she is the best singer in the world rihanna i'm your No1 fan i admire you like anyone else i love you

jackielyn 7 months ago

uhm..i guess,she's not sexy....yes she's beautiful but not sexy....

lydia  6 months ago

the sexiest and the hottest women in the world are:

* Rihanna!!!!!!!!!!

* Beyonce Knowls

* Britney Spears

* Kesha

* Megan Fox

* Jennifer Lopez

* Jessica Alba

* Avril Lavigne

* Taylor swift

* Christina Aguilera

* Adriana Lima

* Lady Gaga

* Alessandra Ambrosio

* Aishwarya Rai

* Nicole Scherzinger

* Keke Palmer

* Claudia Lynx

* Eva Mandes

and my teacher in the english lessons Mrs. Christina

me 5 months ago

oh thats gud....

melo 4 months ago

Any girl celeb that willGet naked In front of me ,I don't care

elyana marshal 4 months ago

what the f***?what bad and stupid picks.you really have a bad taste in picking the hottest ladies.for your info there are only four hot females.FOUR only.1)TAYLOR SWIFT.2)SELENA GOMEZ.3)AVRIL LAVINGE.4)VANESSA HUDGENS.and also for your information,AMY WINEHOUSE is not hot at all.

nina 4 months ago

i absolutely agree with WOW!AND I THINK 100000000000000% of people in the world agree with it. to me,she's a snob, if you ask me.HA1HA!HA!LLLLOOOOLLLL!!!!

L. 4 months ago

This list was truly amazing! I absolutely enjoyed your sense of humor DJ Funktual. I definitely think you have more Black women up there, but then again, it's YOUR list lol ! Everyone should chill out...it's not that serious -__-

*Anywho, feel free to check out my blog, http://esotericelle.wordpress.com/

i'm mike D and i get respect. your cash and your julry is what i expect 4 months ago

uhhhh. wtf. some of the chicks on the list were babes. but sara silverman number 1. and amy crackhouse. i must not live on earth anymore. back in my day only perfect 10's would be on a list called 100 hottest women on earth

rimo 3 months ago

this is very old and plz submit new & latest one

Meine Schatze 3 months ago

Didn't see Catherine Bach aka "Daisy Duke" the original. Most of your stuff was just air brushed whores compared to Catherine. She was the real deal.

amit kumar singh 3 months ago

i think most beautiful lady in the world is maria sarporava from rassia . she is tenis star

loverboy 3 months ago

the one in the pink bra is the most hottest..who is she ?who is she?who is she?

nor 2 months ago

unfair, claudia lynx should be included in the list, remember she's goddess!

King 2 months ago

you dumbs didnt even count emma stone

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DJ Funktual Hub Author 2 months ago

Uh yeah. Emma is at #50. You dumbs wrong speak bro. LOL

2 months ago

hey what about Mariah Carey? She's still hott isnt she?

john 2 months ago

haha woow thats stupid i know girls that are like 5 times as hot and i didnt even see barbra blank were you picking the top 100 not hot girls, cuz some of them were really ugly.

bsudds 2 months ago

wtf is wrong with u

megan fox 1

katy perry 2

my friends dead great grandmother is hotter than most of them

Tamara Tunie 2 months ago

like u

ankur verma 2 months ago

The most beautiful lady on earth is my mom.

Jason 5 weeks ago

You got Kate Mara wrong. Alex Breckenridge is the sexy hot redhead in the American Horror Story. Kate is a brunette.

AstralWriter 5 weeks ago

No Hayden Panettierre? No Love Hewitt? Alex Breckenridge?

http://www.metaphysicalmovies.com

Steve 4 weeks ago

Cool list, by the way for the few last post this list has been made 3 YEARS AGO...

Mike 2 weeks ago

Dude, if Adriana Lima is not that famous that doesnt mean you have to lower her rank. She should at least be in top 15.

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